Sunday, February 1, 2009

Officially the Worst SNL Ever...

and here is why...

When you bring back Steve Martin for the 15th time, it should just be automatically that much funnier...right? But you know what, when you have no material to work from...even the funniest men in America look downright stupid.

Pacino in 88 Minutes anyone?
DeNiro and Pacino together in that awful movie from earlier this year?
Beyonce singing 'Upgrade to DirecTV'?
Dame Judi Dench in that awful Vin Diesel Sci-Fi movie?
Paul McCartney in Wings?


Sometimes the greats cannot get out of their own way when the material just isn't there.
The writers just mailed this one in. For sure.

Obama cold open....fine, whatever...but not funny.

Edible Pampers? OK, cute. Gross, but I see where you're going...

3 pompus people go to a bar during the Super Bowl. REALLY? REALLY?

Keenan Thompson doing 'Issues'....uh huh. Wow, same as every other Keenan Thompson character.

Any of the awful McGrubers? Didn't think so...and a total waste of LEE MAJORS. Idiot SNL writers. Speaking of which, nice job on the Digital Short -- cats with lasers...hillarious...Fast Forward.

Hey look, its Kristen Wiig doing a funny voice with a zany lady married to Steve Martin. No funny.

Bernie Madoff calls people over the Super Bowl and no one answers....YOU ARE FUCKING SLAYING ME NOW....

Steve Martin gets it on with the four lady cast members...fine, whatever - Steve Martin is still funny when he gets to be Steve Martin.

News....more Gov. David Patterson is blind jokes. Look everyone, he reads his notes with binoculars. HEE HEE HEE. Hey, his chair rolled into Seth. Stop the comedy it hurts so much.

TV turn off. Goodnight. Someone wake me up from this long national nightmare.

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