Monday, March 23, 2009

The Shocking Death and a sale at Target

Cute way to kill of Edie on the Housewives program...I guess. To be honest, I was reading the paper during the show last night, and by reading the paper I mean looking at the advertisement inserts. So from what I recall, Carlos is a pushover at work until its a matter of his children and there is a sale on softball pants at Dicks. I also see Target is featuring $9.99 Welcome mats for the front entry. Oh, and Roundy's is running 10 for 10 right now which includes 6 17 oz. bottles of reverse osmosis Roundy's water for a buck.

Edie is gone, Dave is still on the loose, Orson is crazy, Susan is still annoying, Lynette is just as annoying, and Dana Delaney is like wallpaper that was much better looking when it was on 'China Beach'.

'Brothers and Sisters' was just as interesting....during that show I found out that 40 inch Sony Bravia TVs 1080i are under $1000 -- this breaking news was 10x more interesting than Holly Harper getting the charges dropped on Tommy who has disappeared to Mexico. And for those of us who enjoy mixing real-life with fiction, this means Tommy is now on a boat somewhere with a topless Siena Miller ruining his life.

'Celebrity Apprentice' was 2 hours again -- shame on you NBC. Shame, Shame, Shame....The reason editors were invented was to take hours of boring footage and package it tightly and professionally into 1 hour. Its cheating when they give you 2 hours JUST TO FILL TIME ON AN EMPTY NIGHT IN AN EMPTY TIMESLOT ON AN EMPTY NETWORK. I remember when NBC used to take themselves seriously and put effort into their programming. Now its like they are taking a crap right on the TV Guide.
2 hours....we watched the whole thing in 20 minutes on Fast Forward and MISSED NOTHING. Also this, I won't be buying a video phone, Joan Rivers is funny, and Dennis Rodman needs to go. Clint Black can go with him.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Don't forget that tiny people swimsuits are on sale at Target for $6.99! And that Aldi has their milk on sale for $1.83 or something equally ridiculous.